WHAT IS IT??? It’s Black Carrot Cake!!!

Piggie was in Singapore recently and her posse dragged her to get some Black Carrot Cake and some duck rice thing at a hawker stand. Piggie loves carrot cake with thick unctuous cream cheese frosting so I was excited!!! Piggie wasn’t seeing well all weekend but that could be from extreme drinking…no one knows…so this was a chance to get some veggies and beta-keratin for improved vision and healthy skin! Piggie secretly wanted veggies all weekend so this was double exciting…

PiggieThe cake came…Piggie was all like…WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!? It looked carby, glutinous, savory and completely not what Piggie was expecting. Below…close up. I like close ups and photos cause I lack imagination.

Black Carrot Cake

Piggie still doesn’t know why it’s called black carrot cake but it doesn’t matter. When something is this good…it just doesn’t matter. It could be called stinky feet and I’d still eat it. It doesn’t matter.

For unworldly fools out there still wondering what it tastes like…it’s like Pad See Ew…but take out the noodles and greens and whatever healthy option goes in there…keep the sauce and egg and sub in gelatinous turnip cake. You have to chew even less than with PSE…Perfect for the lazy person inside all of us. I give this an 11 out of 10 for shock value, superior taste, and good value.

The duck rice thing was tasty as hell but didn’t stand a chance against the carrot cake in terms of rating…so no review.

May 22, 2013. Derishious, Travel, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Millionaire’s Bacon

This was maybe one of the most delicious things I’ve had ever. Bacon baked with maple syrup and brown sugar sprinkled with red and black pepper. Yum
bacon

February 19, 2013. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Resolution…Sushee

What to have for lunch…the eternal dilemma…but when in doubt, get sushee. It is just the right amount of carbs so that one does not fall into a deep dark and disturbing food coma at work and at the same time it is Japanese food made by Mexicans so it is like real healthy Mexican food. All in all…a win win situation.

My fav place to order is Midori Sushi. But they recently changed their name to Ace Sushi…because the owners wanted their restaurant to pop up on top when doing a seamlessweb search. The cunning money making ways of this place leads me to conclude that the owners are probably most definitely Koreans.

December 14, 2011. Tags: , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Mutant Berry!

Piggie worked out and sweated like swine and got a hearty heart healthy breakfast of cream of wheat. Came into her cube and found that it’s practically empty calories!!! How dare it have zero nutritional value! So pissed. BUT, piggie did score some fruit around her cube. A Red Dericious and a giant mutant strawberry! The berry is almost the same size as the apple!

May 23, 2011. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Evergreen Shanghai – GT Lunch Special

Fried Chinese food after a fun night out. This is an obvious sequence for us cool party goers. Piggie went rogue…a complete renegade. Ordered Chinese for lunch instead of the usual American sushi rolls. And now piggie is in bad bad shape. Piggie probably didn’t need to eat every last morsel of rice…but it felt like the right thing to do. For $6.95, this was definitely the right thing to do.

Fortune: A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life

February 10, 2011. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Piggie’s eating habits…a closer look

February 10, 2011. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Bread & Butter – Daily Green Juice

Piggie had a very long night last night. Filled with all the sacs de douches of the world that congregate in this amazing city. Piggie likes to go to such places once in a while and act douchy while drinking fake champagne. It makes piggie feel cool. After a long night of fake champagne drinking, piggie desperately needed something to rehydrate and rejuvenate so on to seamlessweb the beautiful piggies goes. Bread & Butter, 2 daily green juices and a liter bottle of Volvic to get to $15 min delivery fee…DONE. It tastes exactly the way it looks. Dericious!

February 10, 2011. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Bread & Butter – Tummy Tuner Juice

Piggie felt healthy and also needed to place a minimum order of $15 for seamlessweb delivery from Bread & Butter Deli. She’s drinking this simultaneously with some black coffee and the taste is rather bizarre. Will prob stick to green juice next time. I give the Tummy Tuner juice a 5 for weirdness and late delivery.

February 9, 2011. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

Midori Sushi – Beef Negimaki Bento Lunch

For a mere $9.50, piggie got a lunch negimaki special with negimaki, california rolls, salad, steamed veggies, shrimp shumai, miso soup, another huge serving of white rice AND a orange slices for palate cleansing purposes. Japanese are so considerate. Although, my delivery guy was Mexican and the chef at the place I think is Chinese…Piggie was in bad shape after eating every last piece of rice. The corn made piggie farty. Piggie loves CA rolls. So sacrelig, but soooooo delish and don’t nobody disagree!!!

February 9, 2011. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Mapo Tofu House

This little piggie kept ordering online from this place called Mapo Tofu House because piggie couldn’t find Wu Liang Ye. Piggie just recently found out WLY went down and changed their name. But whatever the case is Mapo Tofu House is sick. Sickly good. On seamlessweb, if I were to give a rating, I’d give them a 10. One of piggie’s posse members sent in a picture of their lunch. The sweet French piggie really ate like a piggie didn’t she?!?

February 8, 2011. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

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